6. Help shave my legs
“Urgent! Summer is almost here and my legs are hairy as a monkey’s butt from winter, so I am looking for someone to shave it off for me. It’s going to be hot, and I need to shave off my hair jersey. I will pay well. Please note I have serious hair. Lawnmower-breaking stuff. I absolutely hate shaving my legs, and wax hurts too much (I’ve tried).
I’m willing to pay someone to come to my house and shave them for me, maybe twice a week. I’ll take a shower so my legs and hair are clean and soft (or at least as much as possible). But for the initial shave it’s usually most successful if we do an additional good scrubbing when you get here right before we start cutting down the trees, so the first scrubbing and shaving usually takes a few hours. Picture included for to give you an idea of the task at hand. The other times should be more like 30 minutes, but you’re welcome to stay.
I’ll provide all the equipment you’ll need, like shaving foam, body scrub, towels, veet razor, and lotion (for afterwards – gotta get my silk on). All you need is yourself and your awesome shaving skills. The pay is negotiable, but seeing as this is a long term project, maybe I can pay per month. Get in touch and let’s get my legs looking sexy for Tiger Tiger this season! Serious inquiries only. No pervs – I’m all man.”
Bryanston, Johannesburg
