7. Missing pet turtle: Negotiable
“Our family pet turtle escaped with stealthy ninja quickness under the cover of darkness and an overlooked hole in the fence. Answers to the name Lightning. He could not have gotten far. However, the recent Ninja Turtle movie has only served to emboldened him. He’s very sneaky, and he thinks he’s quite fast, so if you catch up to him and he gives you the stink eye, keep your determination unwavering. Generous reward, but must be returned with shell intact.”
Potchefstroom, North West
